So, you wonder where I have been? What have I been doing? Mostly smoking crack and running hookers out of my saturn. But also -
I had a baby, my second... ok ok our second. Abigail was born 07/25 10:47 pm. My cousin had his daughter in the same city on the same day at 12:47 pm. That is strange.
His kid was 6 pounds, mine was 8, thats 14 pounds of kids - 10 hours apart = 4 people to make them. Damn am I a math major? Maybe. Some things just add up.
I got to watch them perform the c-section. Very cool, only got semi woozy when I saw the smoke from the soldering iron they use to seal up the cut. Ok it probably has a much more technical term like cautewhatever but I can spell solder and am too lazy to run spell check. Onward - they jumped on her stomach and out popped my kid. It was amazing.
I highly recommend children.
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